Bolivian scientists today announced that a 8 month study
concluded that there is a strong correlation between the appearance of crop
circles and the loss of data on the internet.
Expert Professor Científico
Malvado discovered the phenomenon while logged into Bolivia Online. He said first he saw blinking lights and
then his live stream of “hot goat action” started dropping frames. “At first,” says Malvado. “I thought this was just a matter of
congestion. However, after seeing the
crop circle outside the next day I put two and two together. Not only do these
UFO’s cause packet loss, but also it seems that aliens like pornography. Whenever I go on the internet now,
pornography banners automatically show up on my screen!” Malvado now expanded his research to include
the connection between internet pornography and alien visitors. “One thing is certain.” He explains. “Aliens
would find a great deal of material!”